Rob D. Punarinta in Mawnea Maze Madness

"Rob is shaping up to be 2024's hottest game of 1984!" -Bradley Chippington, Help I'm Stuck in an 80's Arcade and it Smells Like Cigarette Ash Magazine

"This is most certainly a video game that was developed by a person." -John Johnson, Nonsuch Reviewer

THE STORY (so much as it is):

According to Mawnean legend, there exists a pile of precious pearls located in the depths of Yunafingo, in a place where no mortal has ever been. Legend has it that even if a single one of these pearls is disturbed from their natural place, the entirety of Mawnea will fall to chaos.

Which, of course, means that one day, some bright spark decided to scatter every single one of the damned things around the island, and as foretold by the legends, a whole bunch of freaks decided to wake up and start slightly inconveniencing everyone.

Now, only one man, or animal, rather, can retrieve all the pearls and bring relative peace back to Mawnea...

"Who, the local plumber?"

Erm... no, you, Rob.

"That's what I thought."